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July 28, 2010

Man hit by six meteorites is being ‘targeted by aliens’

Filed under: Onionality — admin @ 9:43 am

One of those reality-meets-the-Twilight-Zone articles. I think I’m with Radivoje - “The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.” I’m stumped, if he’s got independent university experts confirming they are in fact meteorites, the plot is pretty thick on this one…

April 22, 2010

your suspicions confirmed: the SEC are a bunch of wankers

Filed under: Onionality — admin @ 11:30 pm

This is a case where you couldn’t write this shit. Who is kicking themselves now more than the Onion? Well, maybe the SEC, but what do you expect? wow.

April 11, 2010

Tina Fey rules

Filed under: Onionality, Politics — admin @ 2:24 am

As Sarah Palin. And yes, she probably WILL run for president, I think she feels she can handle it, as she derides Obama for being a community organizer at one time, and therefore feels her mayoral experience and governorship of Alaska constitute the necessary experience for being president of the USA.

The sad part is, the YEARS of hyper intense study that he had to undergo at the prodding of an intractable mother, which culminated in scholarships to Harvard and a professorship in constitutional law at the University of Chicago (as chronicled in his first book, one I cannot recommend highly enough: “Dreams of my Father”), passes unnoticed in Sarah Palin-land.

He is eloquent because he has read more words in his life than about 1/3 of the GOP *combined*. If that is something of an exaggeration, it is not too far off the mark. Worse, not only can few in the GOP dispute that claim publicly (or risk being part of the “liberal education establishment”), they see it as an asset - their ignorance shtick (to the extent that it is a show) approximates them to their constituents, รก la “rancher” Bush.

Maybe all of the above is why I get such a kick out of Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin. Awesome.

June 18, 2009

Florida: Employees Must Use Deoderant, Underwear.

Filed under: Onionality — admin @ 7:44 pm

Proving once again that the last line is the winner in any article…I want that dude as my mayor. Bloomberg ain’t got nothin’ on this Bernadini guy.

June 17, 2009

Woman awested fow contwowing wascawy wabbits

Filed under: Onionality, procrastination — admin @ 5:31 pm


Maybe it’s not funny, because it’s hard to tell from the article if she is killing the rabbits or otherwise mistreating them, but the headline “
Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again” points to a bizarre article. Of all the things to smuggle… rabbits?!


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