From the AP:

Baby pythons escape during flight in Australia

Twelve non-venemous Stimson pythons were being transported Tuesday on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne in the plane’s cargo area in a bag inside a plastic foam box with air holes.

When the flight landed, it was discovered that four snakes had escaped from the package, a Qantas spokeswoman said in a statement.

A reptile expert searched for the 6-inch (15-centimeter) -long snakes but did not find them. It was not known if the snakes were still on the plane or if they had somehow escaped outside after the plane landed.

It was my rent money. I had it in the breast pocket of my hoodie on Wednesday night, but now I can’t find it anywhere. It was a citibank deposit envelope, with 7 $100 bills inside. As of right now, I have another two days to come up with the money before having to stall my landlord and figure something out. It’s times like these I wish I had a steady job… Freelancing has its charms, being able to cope with unexpected losses like these are not among them.

If anyone has come across that envelope, would you let me know? I’ll give you a reward and be your fan for life.
Thanks Internet.

**Update** Envelope found!! How does the saying go? You’ll always find it in the last place you look.

I can’t decide if he’s acting or not. If he is a troll, get this man an Oscar.