50% of America appreciates “tickle toys” according to a study funded by the maker of Trojan brand condoms published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. 

Proving once again that the last line is the winner in any article…I want that dude as my mayor. Bloomberg ain’t got nothin’ on this Bernadini guy.

Maybe it’s not funny, because it’s hard to tell from the article if she is killing the rabbits or otherwise mistreating them, but the headline “ Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again” points to a bizarre article. Of all the things to smuggle… rabbits?!